A Little Less Conversation

At the grocery store, I dial his cell phone. It goes to voice mail. "Hey. I have two vitally important questions, so call me ay-sap." We’re unloading the cart onto the conveyor belt when he calls back. "What’s up?" "OK, first: what was I supposed to buy at the store?" "Sugar. Tea. Um, bananas?" "Got … Continue reading A Little Less Conversation